Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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