guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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