Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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