belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she was so not down for the gang bang
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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