I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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