I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
