Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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