remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
im holly from the hills drunk
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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