That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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