why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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