Where did you get a picture of my penis
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Dick very happy bro
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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