Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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