your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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