let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think I won the penis lottery.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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