her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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