we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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