i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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