piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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