3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
True college students do jello shots in the library
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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