the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I forget how to act sober
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