just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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