i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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