when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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