Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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