Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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