why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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