new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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