FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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