We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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