Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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