Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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