I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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