he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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