i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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