Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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