Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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