We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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