Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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