I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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