then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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