thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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