How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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