Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Im part way to drunk.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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