Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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