First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
