your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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