it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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