Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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