That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..