Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?