so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.