So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Randomize
