he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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