Can i not drive my cunt home
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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