I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just found a bag of teeth...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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