good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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