is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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