I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize